
Theme: work
Top Human Captions
# | Caption | Funny | Unfunny | Total |
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1 | It's true, your honor. I slept with the witness. | 7863 | 2991 | 15673 |
2 | The witness admits having slept with the defendant. | 4294 | 3716 | 13324 |
3 | The defense can't rest without this witness. | 4149 | 3508 | 11509 |
4 | Isn't it true, Mr. Bear, that you were in bed with my client on the night in question? | 3268 | 2540 | 9579 |
5 | Where were you between the hours of beddy-bye and nighty-night? | 3154 | 3635 | 9993 |
AI Generated Captions
ChatGPT
Your Honor, the witness claims that it's all stuff and nonsense.
Claude
This court finds the defendant bearly guilty, on the grounds that he couldn't bear to hear any more of the witness's panda-ring to the jury. Case dismissed - I need a hibernation after this grizzly affair!