
Theme: health
Top Human Captions
# | Caption | Funny | Unfunny | Total |
---|---|---|---|---|
1 | I'm afraid, sir, since you were on the floor for more than five seconds, there's nothing we can do for you. | 1655 | 1786 | 5171 |
2 | We ran a few tests and all the toothpicks came back clean | 1617 | 1570 | 4982 |
3 | He's only known to us as John Dough. | 1583 | 1730 | 5196 |
4 | I'm not going to sugarcoat this. | 1566 | 1653 | 5399 |
5 | Time to meet your baker. | 1501 | 1806 | 5065 |
AI Generated Captions
ChatGPT
We're still waiting on pathology, but Mrs. Fredericks, we can definitively say you have a rare case of 'Cookie-Dough Syndrome.’
Claude
The patient presented with acute chromatic deficiency and was prescribed a high-dose regimen of polka dots, to be taken twice daily until full rainbow spectrum is restored.